26 Relationship Tweets From This Month That Made Me Laugh So Hard, I Almost Sent Them To My No-Contact Ex

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single person in possession of at least one dating app will want to scream dramatically into the void at least three times a day. It's grim out there, y'all! You'll cry if you don't laugh, so here are 26 funny relationship tweets to help you stay sane, free of charge:

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