"Are There Other Poses For Scarecrows Or Is It Just The One Where He Died For Our Sins?": Just 31 Posts About Halloween That Are, Like, Reallllllly Funny

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My birthday is Oct. 22, so I've always taken Halloween very seriously...

For me, Halloween isn't just a holiday; it's a lifestyle. However, as I've gotten older, the Halloween season easily slips me by. With the world providing endless amounts of catastrophe and chaos, it's no wonder the holiday season seems to fly by faster and faster each year. But I REFUSE to let the world's shitshow get in the way of our wonder and whimsy, so here are 31 posts that'll help get you in the spirit:

31. Lastly, what I'm about to do:

That's the spirit! Now get ready to hex the government, overspend on candy, and roll your eyes at every man that thinks a sports jersey equals a "costume."

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