Most Americans Can't Pass This Basic Middle School Quiz — Can You Do Better?

I often think about the magic that was my eighth-grade promo party. We celebrated three hard years of work with a PG party on our last day of school. Snow cones were involved, and there was a groundbreaking amount of jumping up and down. To honor that epic night, I've prepared a little middle school trivia quiz for you. If you pass, you get to join us at the promo party. If you don't, well... Do you have what it takes to graduate from the eighth grade again?