"The Greasier, The Prettier": 33 Women Are Admitting Their Most Unhinged Beauty Hacks, And I'm Genuinely Horrified By How Well Some Of Them Work

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I don't know about you, but we all have those RANDOM beauty hacks that we swear by. For me? I use men's beard dye to tint my brows at home. It saves SO much money, and it's such a small thing that makes me feel great. And although it's random, what about the beauty hacks that are kind of unhinged? Like, yes, it works, but you aren't really proud of the fact that it works. THAT'S how weird it is.

Two women stand together; one looks forward smiling with the text "Let's do a makeover!" overlaid. The scene suggests excitement about beauty

Well, over on TikTok, women are sharing their unhinged, random, and downright BIZARRE beauty hacks that they are convinced are life-changing. And honestly, I had to write a few of these down to try. Take a look:

1. If you're gonna gaslight...

"Everyday gaslight yourself into thinking everyone admires your face and it will become reality (original way to gain confidence)."

2. Accessive? Or smart?

"Stef replacing/washing my pillowcases every day."

Person lying on a bed, surprised, wearing a patterned cardigan over a blouse, with playful pillows around

3. I whole-heartedly believe in this:

"Look at your Venus sign and embody it through your physical appearance. Never feel more beautiful than when I do that."

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"Telling myself everyone is watching me, so I maintain correct posture. It helps improve my body's appearance and avoid slumping."

5. They told me setting spray is basically hairspray for your face. I didn't realize they meant I was supposed to ACTUALLY use hairspray on my face...

Text endorsement for a lacquer hairspray by Judy Kayy, claiming it as the best setting spray, based on her experience in chorus and burlesque

Group of people in retro attire spraying hair spray on a woman with a voluminous hairstyle, in a staged performance setting

6. The mind is more powerful than any product:

Text excerpt about gratitude, advising positive reactions to rain for a better aura and reduced cortisol levels

7. I have so many questions...

"AYA Hemorrhoids cream for under eyes."

8. Same, girl:

Person only washes face at night, believing natural oils keep skin clear and youthful

Person wearing hair rollers applies makeup with a brush, seated at a vanity table, suggesting a beauty routine in a cozy bedroom setting

9. Adding to cart:

"Bee. Take vitamin D. I notice when I’m not taking it in my skin."

10. If you're not slippery, you didn't do it right:

"The greasier you go to sleep, the prettier you wake up. Moisturize SO much."

11. Gotta love a primer dupe:

"putting chapstick under your eyes before putting on concealer."

A woman is applying makeup to a man's face in a classroom setting. They both appear focused on the task

12. I can't, I'm a puppy:

Text image with a quote about saving laughter to prevent wrinkles and mentioning lack of deep lines at age 41

13. YES! Your cortisol and joints will thank you:

Text about stopping running due to weight gain from cortisol; now walking instead

14. Interesting...

"Conditioner for shaving - it softens the hairs so easier to shave." Includes hand, moon, and heart emojis

Person in a shower with shampoo in their hair shaped into a peak, showing a surprised expression

15. Who knew:

Text message encouraging women to check their hormones and vitamins for mental and physical health balance

16. Thank you:

Text advising to drink 3 cups of green tea daily

17. To condition, preserve, and hold a curl on your lashes:

"Emma Rose ? aquaphor on your lashes every night."

Person with long wavy hair applies lipstick in front of mirror, wearing a glamorous faux fur wrap. Background includes flowers and decorative items

18. The ultra moisturizer:

Text discussing Vaseline as a remedy for dark circles under the eyes

19. Sorry, I like lipstick too much:

"Blobby blobby. Never use makeup (only use it if weddings or important events other than that ever use it)."

20. Fishy...

"Sana~Mum~Lifestyle Mackerel...the minute I start eating mackerel I feel like a new woman."

Man and woman sit at a dinner table with lit candles and corn on the cob, both looking serious

21. To be as soft as a baby's bottom:

Use baby products like oil, wipes, and body wash for clear skin

22. Work hard, play harder...but only in the summer:

Text saying, "Prioritise success instead of social friendships and in summer do the opposite."

23. For hydration and digestion:

"Nadndkd. Clove water, one glass every morning."

Person sitting on a sofa, holding a large mug, wearing casual attire, layered necklaces, and multiple rings, with a relaxed expression

24. You just mean shampoo...right?

"I haven't washed my hair in over three years. Never had healthier and longer hair before in my life."

25. I'm trying this:

Tip suggesting to fix cakey makeup by tapping face cream with a beauty blender

26. 🎶 tell me why 🎶

"My life is a joke. I slap my face until red while putting my serum." Smiling emoji included

Person with voluminous curly hair holding a small container, wearing earrings and a patterned outfit, smiling toward the camera

27. Intrinsic glow > extrinsic glow:

"Stay away from people until you achieve who you want to be. That's how you glow, even meeting the shadiest manipulative individuals."

28. Those electrolytes though:

"Feral Swamp Rat. When you cry, rub your tears over your face like a facial scrub."

29. Proud of you:

Text about embracing personal style over an ex-partner's preferences, focusing on simpler clothes and self-expression

30. Turns out seafood is super good for you:

"Oysters and sardines, yes they're disgusting but THEY DO WONDER FOR YOUR LOOKS AND HEALTH."

Person at a restaurant table wearing a stylish, vibrant top with glasses, holding a fork. Drinks and food on the table

31. Better than gelatin:

Text discusses a tablet that temporarily stops menstruation for planning around holidays or important events like weddings

32. Maybe the suburbs are on to something:

Avoid super polluted areas in London when possible; city pollution causes skin breakouts

33. And finally...

Text about avoiding sunlight and first wrinkles at age 41

Now it's time to spill your secrets. Do you have a weird, random, or straight-up diabolical beauty trick that you're completely convinced works? Well, tell me all about it in the comments or through the anonymous form below.

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