A Woman Shared Her Ultimate Revenge List For When Men Do Her Dirty, And Now People Are Confessing The Pettiest Things They've Done To Get Back At An Ex

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If you like your revenge petty, you've come to the right place...

TikToker @_nguyenthaoo's viral video about how she'd get back at a man who did her wrong has resurfaced, racking up more than 32 million views as it makes the rounds on the platform. In her TikTok, she starts, "Things I would do as revenge if a man ever did me dirty. I love Miss Carrie Underwood, but bashing windows is too easy, too fixable. Let's inconvenience this man for a long time, if we can."

"Number one, I'm stealing that man's microwave plate and the turning thing. You know how much of an inconvenience that is for someone to steal your microwave plate? Like, imagine you just need to reheat your leftovers, and your microwave plate is gone. You're just gonna have to eat it cold or wait for the oven to heat up."

"Number two, I would put sugar water on every single windowsill so it just attracts ants and other small bugs and creatures. I think ants are the most annoying insect, especially if they get in your house. So imagine just every single windowsill, every single door, is just attracting ants because there's sugar water there."

"Next, I'm putting rice grains and marbles everywhere. Rice grains because they're so little, and you put them everywhere, even though you think you pick them all up, there's gonna be more marbles because they're loud and clunky. So every time you open your fridge, every time you open your cabinet, a marble just falls out. Most people are marbles, so your life will just be surrounded by rice grains and marbles."

"Lastly, I will put eggs and cheese in the most random spots so it will always smell in the vents. Eggs and cheese. Literally, the whole house is gonna smell. In the corner of his closet, in his car, where he keeps his spare tires, where his car filter is."

"Literally, this man's life is just gonna be stinky, full of rice grains and marbles, a missing microwave plate, and a house full of ants. Sounds like a good plan to me," she concludes.

And, almost immediately, women in the comments started sharing the pettiest things they've done, would do, or know someone who's done after a breakup. Here at BuzzFeed, we don't condone any of these behaviors, but we can't deny that they're pretty entertaining to read about! So, here are 22 responses that made our jaws drop:

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